Showing posts with label Cooking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cooking. Show all posts

Sunday, December 21, 2008

A Chrishanukwanztivus Celebration


Today is the winter solstice.

There couldn't be a better time to share my recipe for biscotto. For those of you who are not acquainted, a biscotti is a crisp Italian cookie. It's the only thing I bake with any regularity.

I find that, for me, baking is more challenging than cooking because it requires more discipline. It's necessary to adhere to the recipe and freelancing rarely brings a positive result. That's counterintuitive to how I typically function in the kitchen.

Last night I made two batches, one almond chocolate chip and the other pistachio, white chocolate and cranberry.

I'll take you through the recipe focusing on the almond chocolate chip, which is more of a traditional recipe.... {Keep in mind, I've never done any food writing so there may be cooking terms here that are applied incorrectly.}


You start with four large eggs, two teaspoons of almond extract and two cups of sugar. For the pistachio, white chocolate chip and cranberry substitute vanilla extract for almond and add a bit of lemon zest.

Beat together the eggs, extract and sugar until they're well blended.

Next you add two cups of flour, plus a few tablespoons, and 1/2 teaspoon of baking soda. Mix well.


At this point you start adding your featured items.

In the first batch it's toasted almonds and chocolate chips. The recipe actually calls for toasted chopped almonds, but I leave them whole and it works just fine.

I put pistachios, white chocolate chips and cranberries in the second batch.


The dough will be sticky and it's important to fold in the ingredients so everything is well incorporated.

At this point you cover the bowl and chill the dough until it's firm.

This, according to the recipe, takes about an hour. I normally smoke about six or seven joints and it's good to go.


Preheat the over at 350 degrees, lightly grease two large baking sheets and grease two large baking sheets.

Divide the chilled dough in half and place the dough on baking sheet.

It's important to use wet hands to execute this maneuver. Pat and shape the dough into a log. The optimum shape will be ten inches long and four inches wide.

Try to do it quickly and handle the dough as little as possible. I say that, again, because the dough will be sticky, even with wet hands.

Repeat on the second baking sheet.

Sorry, I don't have a shot of the logs {or as they're referred to next loaves} going into the oven or coming out. Here's a reminder, though, of what we're putting together....


Bake for 25 minutes or until a toothpick comes clean. Cool on a wire rack for 15 minutes.

Remove loaves to a cutting surface. With a long, sharp knife cut the loaf into 1/2 inch slices.

After cleaning and re-greasing the baking sheet, place the slices cut side down. Bake about 15 minutes until crisp and golden, turning the slices once.

Transfer to a wire rack to cool. Then, you eat.


In this season of Chrishanukwanztivus I wish you joy. This recipe is my gift to you. Enjoy!

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

In Praise Of Marinades


I love to eat and enjoy cooking. If nothing more, it can make for delicious foreplay.

This will never evolve into a blog that foodies will flock to, but I thought it would be fun to start running some posts on cooking.

I've never had any sort of formal training to learn how to cook. I expect now that I'm sharing this I'll find terms I use are wrong and there are better techniques I can utilize to accomplish things. Selah.

So, let's get started...

I'm a big fan of marinades from Made In Napa Valley. One of my favorites is Shanghai Tangerine Sesame.

The ingredients in Shanghai Tangerine Sesame marinade include soy sauce, sugar, rice wine vinegar, tangerine juice, sesame oil and ginger.


One thing that I like to use the Made In Napa Valley marinades for is baked vegetables.

When I marinate vegetables what I typically do is put them in a freezer bag with what I think is enough marinade to give them a good coating, seal the bag and give them a shake. Then I let it sit for two or three hours.

For this bake I used red bell peppers, yellow squash, yams, carrots, broccoli and gold pearl onions


I put them in to bake for about 45 minutes and flip things over half way through.

When I put this batch in the oven I started smoking bong hits of BC Bud. Suffice to say, I had a world class case of the munchies by the time the vegetables came out of the oven.

I forgot to take a photograph of the finished product...which came out just as I hoped.


I also use Made In Napa Valley's Shanghai Tangerine Sesame marinade to make burgers. This time I managed to photograph the entire process.

Ground chuck is what I use for burgers and I like to let them marinate overnight.

They start like this...


Then look like this when they're ready to go in the skillet...


I don't know off hand how long I cooked the burgers to get them medium-well, but they came out great.



I didn't get a photograph of the final dish with wild rice on the side. After this I was more than ready to eat.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

I Have My Own Ice Cream!

You read it here first; I have my own ice cream! Yes, there's a new Ben & Jerry's flavor called Kilroy Goes Gonzo!

OK, that's not entirely true. There is a Kilroy Goes Gonzo! Ben & Jerry's ice cream. But only here in The Blogosphere.

And you can have a flavor of your own too. Tap into the Ben & Jerry's Flavor Generator.

About my ice cream...

Kilroy Goes Gonzo! is a combination of Chocolate and Hazelnut Ice Cream, has Chunks of Macadamia Nuts, White Chocolate and Blueberries and Swirls of Blackberry and Boston Cream!


Monday, December 18, 2006

One For The Recipe Box

I shared a late breakfast today with TheSpecialOne after a vigorous morning romp.

You might enjoy this recipe; sorry I never deal with details such as "cup" or "tablespoon". In any case, the ingredient list is as follows:

Old Fashioned Quaker Oats
1 Jonagold apple, sliced fine
Walnuts
Dark Brown Sugar
Cinnamon
Half & Half

For those of you who indulge, a gram of hash works quite well.

Enjoy.