There's nothing to worry about. The country's in good, secure hands with President George W. Bush.

"Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical." - Yogi Berra

I don't know why, but there have been less and less people at our monthly President George W Bush Appreciation Breakfast.

There's talk of amending the Constitution so Ahnold, the Governator from Californeea, could run for President. We were chatting this morning about taking steps to introduce our own Constitutional Amendment. It would be great for the country to have President Bush remain in office for at least one more term. Think of all the things he could do if he had more time. Think about it, though, one would not really be enough.

A special designation would be very appropriate for the type of President George W has been; one who has done so much to bring attention to our country around the globe. Join us, will you, in this crusade to coronate...

GEORGE W - Ruler of the American Empire!!

>>>>>>>BREAKING NEWS.....Latest poll released.....Approval Rating for President George W Bush.....as Reported at Bloomberg.com.....from ABC News .....NewsDay.com says.....from Canada.....the BBC reports.....Is the President a victim of the dreaded Second Term Curse...White House staff and GOP leaders weigh in.....Updates to Follow>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

(Digitally enhanced) Photograph by KILROY_60

Do you think, Dick Cheney is digitally enhanced? How about Rumsfeld?

Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld TELLS IT LIKE IT IS... "There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unkowns. That is to say, there are things we know we don't know. But, there are also unknown unknowns. These are things we don't know we don't know."

To conclude, Our favorite political junkie HUNTER S. THOMPSON flys high on the twisted madness of Campaign 2004