I'm Trying To Decide

I'm trying to decide...

What is the most ridiculous thing I heard on the news today?

I've narrowed it down to these two.

* Two pandas that are not having sex; because, the "experts" think, the male is too fat. They are going to show film of other pands having sex so the pandas know what to do. The phrase panda porn is being repeated on, from what I can tell, every news station on the dial.
* A guy who couldn't sing was juggling two sticks badly during his American Idol performance. They justifiably ridiculed him; one of the judges pointing out how bad even his juggling was. The news footage focuses on him crying uncontrollably talking about how terribly they treated him.

I would have to say they're pretty much equally sad. Or lame. Or disgusting. Definitely ridiculous.