Thursday, November 24, 2005

Waving THE TERRIBLE TOWEL in Support of L.C. Greenwood

"Yippies, Hippies, Yahoos, Black Panthers, lions and tigers alike -- I would swap the whole damn zoo for the kind of young Americans I saw in Vietnam." - Spiro T. Agnew

PATRIOT GAMES - Dr. Thompson on the state of American journalism post 9/11; Walter Cronkite is also interviewed.

Photograph by KILORY_60

The first round of cuts has been made. The original 112 preliminary nominees being considered for induction into the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 2006 has been narrowed to 25.

15 of my 25 picks are included in the field. The 25 will now be narrowed to 13 modern-era candidates by a mail vote of the Hall of Fame's 39-man Board of Selectors. Senior Committee nominees John Madden and Rayfield Wright, who were announced in August, will be added to finalize a roster of 15 finalists for consideration. The group of 15 will be announced in mid-January.

The Board of Selectors will hold their annual meeting Super Bowl weekend in Detroit. A candidate must receive 80% of the vote during that meeting to be included in the three to six person Class of 2006. Announcement of the Hall's newest enshrinees will be made February 4; the day before Super Bowl XL.

Pittsburgh Steelers center Dermontti Dawson was not on my list of picks. I am pleased to say he is among the 25 still in contention. Dawson followed Hall of Famer Mike Webster as the Steelers snapper and played his entire 13-year career in the Steel City. This was Dawson's first year of eligibility. It won't be his year, but Dawson will follow Webster to Canton.

Another semifinalist who was not on my list with a Pittsburgh connection is Russ Grimm. Grimm was an All American center at The University of Pittsburgh and is currently a coach with the Steelers.

I also missed on Pittsburgh's Donnie Shell who was on my list. The five-time Pro Bowler, who played on each of the Steelers four Super Bowl champion teams, was a bone crushing hitter. He retired as the NFL strong safety career leader in interceptions with 51. Shell, who was undoubtedly one of the most ferocious hitters on special teams the NFL ever saw, started 11 straight years in the Pittsburgh defensive backfield. He is a member of the Steelers All-Time Team as well as the NFL Silver Anniversary Super Bowl Team. Donne Shell's time will come to be inducted in Canton; he will be the last member of the Steel Curtain defense so honored.

I DID score with my pick of L.C. Greenwood who is included among the 25 semifinalists. L.C. has been eligible for two decades and has been a finalist candidate five times including 2005. Join me in contacting the members of the Board of Selectors to support L.C. Greenwood for inclusion in the Class of 2006!

Along with Greenwood, the semifinalists I correctly predicted are Troy Aikman, Harry Carson, Ray Guy, Claude Humphrey, Michael Irvin, Bob Kuchenburg, Art Modell, Art Monk, Ken Stabler, Derrick Thomas, Thurman Thomas, Reggie White, Ralph Wilson Jr. and George Young.

Joining Dawson and Grimm, among those I missed, are Fred Dean, Richard Dent, Randy Gradishar, Lester Hayes, Warren Moon, Andre Reed, Roger Wehrli and Gary Zimmerman.

KILROY_6o's picks for Pro Football Hall of Fame Class of 2006 FINALIST NOMINEES:

L.C. GREENWOOD

Troy Aikman, Reggie White, Ralph Wilson Jr., George Young, Ray Guy, Art Monk, Bob Kuchenburg, Derrick Thomas, Randy Gradishar, Lester Hayes, Roger Wehrli, Ken Stabler.

I'm sticking with my prediction that John Madden will be inducted as part of the 2006 class.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Oil Executives Testify Before Congress

Photography by KILORY_60

A Technical Guide for Editing GONZO
from the Columbia Journalism Review

Why should the upstanding gentleman who head our nation's oil companies have to take an oath before testifying in a Congressional hearing? What would they have to lie about when it comes to how much profit their companies are making? And, why is it anyone's business how much money these men earn?

Think about it, what difference did it make when the executives from Enron swore to tell the truth? Or the baseball players? Or the heads of the tobacco companies? Swearing to tell the truth, afterall, is just a good photo op.

Doesn't Congress have anything better to do than bring in these living, breathing examples of the American dream come true for a dog and pony show?

Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) certainly has better things to do. Afterall, it takes a lot of time and energy to earn campaign contributions from oil and gas companies. Especially as many politicians as there are coming with hat in hand. There is no other industry, by the way, who has contributed more money to the good Senator's campaigns since 1989. Look it up.

This election season, there has been a lot of talk about the CULTURE OF CORRUPTION that exists today. Hmmmmmm...ethical lapses in business and government. Hard to believe, isn't it?

A concluding thought. I voted; I'll have no hesitatation to express my opinion regarding what I think about the performance of our political REPRESENTATIVES. (These people are still working for us, aren't they?) How about you, did you vote? If not, I'm sure that won't stop you from bitching how screwed up things are in Washington and how you're being taken advantage of every time you turn around. Maybe next time you can get your lazy ass out and do something about it. Ross Perot may have been crazy, I don't know. His suggestion to kick all their asses out and start over doesn't seem like the worst idea I have ever heard.

"The shoemaker makes a good shoe because he makes nothing else." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friday, November 04, 2005

There's nothing to worry about. The country's in good, secure hands with President George W. Bush.

"Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical." - Yogi Berra

I don't know why, but there have been less and less people at our monthly President George W Bush Appreciation Breakfast.

There's talk of amending the Constitution so Ahnold, the Governator from Californeea, could run for President. We were chatting this morning about taking steps to introduce our own Constitutional Amendment. It would be great for the country to have President Bush remain in office for at least one more term. Think of all the things he could do if he had more time. Think about it, though, one would not really be enough.

A special designation would be very appropriate for the type of President George W has been; one who has done so much to bring attention to our country around the globe. Join us, will you, in this crusade to coronate...

GEORGE W - Ruler of the American Empire!!

>>>>>>>BREAKING NEWS.....Latest poll released.....Approval Rating for President George W Bush.....as Reported at Bloomberg.com.....from ABC News .....NewsDay.com says.....from Canada.....the BBC reports.....Is the President a victim of the dreaded Second Term Curse...White House staff and GOP leaders weigh in.....Updates to Follow>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

(Digitally enhanced) Photograph by KILROY_60

Do you think, Dick Cheney is digitally enhanced? How about Rumsfeld?

Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld TELLS IT LIKE IT IS... "There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unkowns. That is to say, there are things we know we don't know. But, there are also unknown unknowns. These are things we don't know we don't know."

To conclude, Our favorite political junkie HUNTER S. THOMPSON flys high on the twisted madness of Campaign 2004

Thursday, November 03, 2005

What Happens When Warning Sirens Sound At the Nuclear Plant Nearest To You?

"The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form." - Stanley J. Randall

A true story; with GONZO Enhancement

The theme of the History Channel's "Modern Marvels" program this morning was "Inviting Disaster". The program featured Three Mile Island.

I was in college in 1979, at Park College in Pittsburgh, when the genie of nuclear disaster first escaped the bottle. I dragged into my 9 o'clock copy writing and editing class with a wicked hangover.

The professor - Journalism Department Chairman Vincent LaBrasca - sat quietly behind his desk; waiting for the lingering few who would invariably arrive late. Coming to Professor LaBrasca's class late was always a gamble; at best you would get "the look"; at worst he would stop the class. The one thing you never knew was what he would have to say. Having him sit there as the minutes ticked by, seeming like hours, was the first sign this was not going to be a typical morning.

Normally he would be chatting and laughing as we arrived. He managed the class in such a way that it didn't take long to know what to expect. The standard procedure was that he would begin precisely at the top of the hour. After writing the day's subject topic on the chalk board, there would be a short introductory lectuture followed by lively discussion through the remainder of the session.

This morning, as he sat and waited, the room was quiet. Bright sunshine streamed in, warming my back as I sat in the last row. But it didn't do anything for my pounding head or my stomach turning and twisting. Why hadn't I stayed in bed, I thought. Just then, the blood vessels constricted; I winced as it felt like a dagger was being thrust into my skull. I thought my head would explode at any moment. Things would only get worse.

The professor continued to sit, and wait, silently. The clock on the wall showed seven minutes after the hour by the time the fifth person arrived late. "Do you think anyone else will be joining us," he asked; in a gravelly voice that came from a lifetime of smoking sitting at a manual typewriter banging out the news of the day. He got up, slowly walked around and sat on the front edge of the desk. Leaning back, he asked, "Who can tell me...what happened last night?"

I'd had a long night shooting pinball at Smithfield News and drinking pitchers of Iron City beer at Jimmy's Post Tavern into the early hours of the morning. Then returning to the dorm, rolling a few fat joints of sweet sensimillia and laughing our assess off reading The Fine Doctor's FEAR & LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS.

Normally, I actively participated in the class discussions; frequently turning them into debates. My head throbbed this morning, though. I could barely assemble a clear thought let alone participate in any debate. The only saving grace was that no one knew what had happened overnight in Middletown, Pennsylvania; nor what was continuing to unfold that morning.

Just then, another person walked in. "Good morning," he said, turning toward her and flashing a wide smile. "Thank you for joining us. Were you watching the news?" Told no, he shook his head. "What in God's name are you people DOING HERE," he roared spewing disgust and disdain. "How are you going to write news when you don't know what's happening in the world? You don't know what is happening in what may as well be your back yard!!"

Something happened overnight, he told us, that could have a profound impact on our future. The eruption of Mount LaBrasca continued, "You don't know how lucky we all were to wake up this morning." That was it. He got up, walked back around the desk, put his suit coat on and went to the door; shaking his head with each step. Before walking out, he looked back and said, "Go and find out what the hell's going on!!!" The door SLAMMED behind him.

Like crack addicts looking for our next fix we were off to the races! The resources that exist today, the access to information, the speed at which you are able to respond to a situation were not available in the late 70's.

There is one thing that has not changed. Government response then, as it is all too commonly now, was to say what people wanted to hear regardless of the truth; to deny; to minimize; to stonewall; to misrepresent; and worst of all to speak as though they had accurate information when they didn't know what the hell they were talking about.

I did all I could to learn about nuclear energy, to try and understand the things that were happening and the things that could happen at Three Mile Island. It was made more difficult by the smokescreen the State of Pennsylvania and the Nuclear Regulatory Commission were putting up.

We returned to class two days later. "What have you people done since we last met," Professor LaBrasca asked. He went one-by-one. Some had drafted articles, some had folders of research; some said they had been watching television to keep up-to-date with what was going on." Watching television was not what he wanted to hear; although the rest of us did not fare much better.

Professor LaBrasca had spent a lifetime working in the newspaper field. He'd started as a copyboy and built a career to work as the Managing Editor at one of the most prestigious newspapers in the country. I had written for a weekly newspaper for almost three years before entering college. I got one raise during that time; from 15 to 25 cents per column inch published. I wasn't doing it for the money. I loved newspapers. I had the good fortune of meeting Professor LaBrasca when I began looking at attending college. It was something I never thought of. I was going to school, working at the paper, focusing on developing my writing skills. My editor had studied under the professor. If I wanted a career as a newspaper reporter, she told me, I would need a college degree. She arranged a meeting and we went to Pittsburgh to visit the school. I enjoyed my meeting with Professor LaBrasca. His enthusiasm for journalism was palatable. After the meeting, as I went through the application process, Professor LaBrasca showed interest in my career. He went as far as having me send articles for his critique during my senior year in high school.

The professor had each of us come to his desk with whatever work we had done since the last class session. I handed him the feature article I'd drafted. He looked at me with steely eyes. "You're BETTER THAN THIS," he said. Once everyone was seated, the professor begin to lecture; pacing back and forth across the room.

He spoke of his trip the previous summer to Russia; where there was no free press. He told us how his group was only allowed to travel on trains at night; enabling the Russins to control what they would see. He spoke of the responsibilities you take on if you choose to report the news. He talked about what happens, what can happen, when the press fails to do it's job. As the session was ending, he told us he never wanted to see something like this happen again. And if it did, he continued, we needn't return to class because we would be receiving F's for the semester. To conclude, he told us the work we had done was worthless. It was late. "In the real world this doesn't fly," he said."But it does in HERE." With that, he took the stack from his desk and hurled it toward the trash can in the corner. Paper flew like a snowstorm blowing hard across the three rivers. There was silence in the room. He walked back to the desk and sat down. "Get out of here," he told us. "We're done for today."

As it turned out, there was only a partial meltdown at the plant. We were safe, at least for the moment. The misadventure, the near crisis in central Pennsylvania that played out over five days in May of 1979 still haunts us today.

Right now, with each passing day, the walls of nuclear power reactor vessels are becoming more brittle. In recent years, operators in the control rooms of nuclear power stations have been found asleep at the switch. Nuclear waste sits at the reactor sites, among other places, waiting for a central repository at which it can be contained. But that is a story for another day.

The positive legacy of Three Mile Island is that since the incident no new operating license application has been filed.

I just had a shiver go up my spine. There is not a place in the continental United States that you can live where you are safe from a catastrophic failure at a nuclear power facility. An area the size of Pennsylvania would be rendered uninhabitable for thousands of years. Even worse, if it happens tomorrow, or next month or two years from now, George W Bush and his blundering band is who we will have to depend on.

Photography by KILORY_60

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Machine Guns And Clothes Hangers

The foul odor you smell is not a dead animal rotting away in your ventilation system. It’s the stench of desperation emanating from the Bush White House.

After the Harriet Myers nomination went down in flames, George W. Bush is pandering to his base of ultra-conservative extremists and holier-than-thou religious fanatics. Make that getting down on his knees, not to pray, but to beg and/or kiss as many asses as necessary to get support for his imploding Presidency.

Bush’s latest Supreme Court nominee supports the right to bear arms. And it has nothing to do with being part of a “well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state”. That phrase is from the U.S. Constitution by the way. Give it a read some time. The “right to bear arms” stuff is right near the top so it won’t be a problem to find.

Machine guns are wonderful for senseless violence; a real blast. I have a friend that tells me they’re great for deer hunting. The good news for my friend is that “arms”, according to this Supreme Court nominee, include machine guns. So he should have no problem bagging the limit this hunting season. Some cities – i.e. ever expanding urban blight choking the life out of anything that stands in its way - are hiring snipers to thin deer populations. It should take them a lot less time to get the job done once the machine guns start flying out of your local Wal*Mart.

Good news for you ladies. You’ll still be able to get an abortion; as long as you get permission from your husband. As for the rest of you, keep your chastity belt all locked up until you get married and you will not have any problem. Otherwise, there is an endless supply of clothes hangers. Bush is doing his best to stack the deck so that becomes the preferred method to do the deed.

"I had the right to
remain silent, but I
didn't have the ability." - Ron White



Photograph by KILROY_60

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