What happened to this week? What happened to this month? Where are my pants?!? That's not mine; ummmmmm..........I had several people visiting this past week. Maybe one of them left that here. I uhhhhhhhh................. I haven't had a chance to clean. I've been out of town. I hurt my leg, I couldn't get up the steps. Well........hmmmmmmmmm Yes, it's better now. Did I mention I had a flat tire and that I hit my head when I was getting the jack out of the trunk? Then I.................. I've been on a lot of pain medication and I've been sleeping a lot. You know, when I was out of town. Yeah, and then ahhhhhhhh yeah, when I was on the plane. And on the way home I got a flat tire. And all those people were here. I don't know what they were doing. I really did not even knooooooooooow ummmmmmmm I had a key under the mat, y'know and they just came in. No, that's definitely not mine. I've definitely never seen that before. Hey, about my pants. Have you seen them?Thursday, August 31, 2006
It Seems Like Only Yesterday ....Sort Of Like Today Will Feel In A Few Hours
What happened to this week? What happened to this month? Where are my pants?!? That's not mine; ummmmmm..........I had several people visiting this past week. Maybe one of them left that here. I uhhhhhhhh................. I haven't had a chance to clean. I've been out of town. I hurt my leg, I couldn't get up the steps. Well........hmmmmmmmmm Yes, it's better now. Did I mention I had a flat tire and that I hit my head when I was getting the jack out of the trunk? Then I.................. I've been on a lot of pain medication and I've been sleeping a lot. You know, when I was out of town. Yeah, and then ahhhhhhhh yeah, when I was on the plane. And on the way home I got a flat tire. And all those people were here. I don't know what they were doing. I really did not even knooooooooooow ummmmmmmm I had a key under the mat, y'know and they just came in. No, that's definitely not mine. I've definitely never seen that before. Hey, about my pants. Have you seen them?
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Kilroy, it sounds like your week was worse than mine. At least I got one good day in. Hope you find your pants. It's good to see you back, even without the pants - just stay behind that cabinet, and we'll be fine...
It does sound like you've had a bad week. Well, it's a long weekend. Hopefully you'll get a chance to recuperate.
I don't think I was there but I am trying to figure why I have "The Wrong Trousers" on. Pass the cheese, please. Grommet, I know we have cheese!steve
I owe you beans.
Here, have a few...you'll feel better! :)
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