Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Wipe The Slate Clean

Subjects I'd like to see buried once and for all... {Naught to rise again}

8-( Madonna's adoption
8-( Anna Nicole Smith et al
8-( Nicole Ritchie's weight
8-( The person who was just eliminated from any "reality show"
8-( Michael Jackson
8-( Scientology
8-( Kevin Federline {including Britney and their kids}
8-( Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
8-( Paris Hilton
8-( Whether or not the Duke lacrosse team raped the stripper
8-( Naomi Campbell slapping around the help
8-( Anything about Brad Pitt not related to his movies
8-( Tori Spelling's relationship with her mother
8-( Jessica Simpson
8-( The Paul McCartney/Heather Mills divorce; The Whitney Houston/Bobby Brown Divorce; The Sara Evans/Craig Schelske Divorce; The Separation of Reese Witherspoon/Ryan Philippe; and on and on and on and on and on
8-( Anything that brings attention to Bill O'Reilly or Rush Limbaugh
8-( Lance Bass being gay
8-( Athletes whining about their contract
8-( Drug companies and Oil companies justifying their profits
8-( Obesity et al

...That's all I can take for now.

16 comments:

Mark Jakerson said...

I agree 100%. By the way I add you as a link!

GrizzBabe said...

Ditto! And I'm so impressed with your knowledge of pop culture.

Dirty Butter said...

You're just gagged about half the bloggers out there! I agree with your list, too, and I don't read about any of those topics, either.

steve said...

HERE! HERE!
Or is it
HEAR! HEAR!
I've always wondered! You know you just did away with 75% of whats on T.V. and the magazine rack... and 90% of what they pass off as "news".
Who's to say I'm out of touch?

Mother of Invention said...

Yes, let's read about something with some real substance and import.

Queen said...

Aaaaaaa-men.

Pud said...

One would think the news people could find something else to report on instead of these same ol tired stories.

Becky said...

"The person who was just eliminated from any "reality show"

I am totally on your side there, if I have to hear what the fuck happened on American Idol from another co-worker, I'll smack the coffee right out of their hand!

Mohawk Chieftain said...

Ah, Kilroy...

You are sooooo perceptive.

Anonymous said...

I will 2nd that wholeheartedly, with one addition. Negative political ads.

Old Lady

Annelisa said...

Nah! I'm going to disagree with the lot of you! If we took that lot off the list, what will we possibly have to talk about - the weather? Ehm... World Peace? (don't forget 7th November, Bloggers Dona nobis pacem in the Blogosphere )

...besides which, don't you love to have something to hate?

honkeie2 said...

you forgot one.....gay marriage

Beth said...

DITTO the list!

Kristin said...

You've read my mind perfectly.

red-dirt-girl said...

stay away for a day and look what burbles up and out.......ditto on the pop culture perception - impressive.....ah steve - those magazine racks need to go irregardless, they keep junking up my check out experience.....and don't even get me started on the candy.....girlfriend AE - I'm loving it because you are SO right....heaven forbid anyone should have an 'intelligent' conversation these days.....!

RomanceWriter said...

The things I want to never hear about again

1. Michael Jackson
2. O.J. Simpson

unless it is hearing they are dead or in jail.

I agree about Madonna, Paris and Nicole too. And I would add Tara Ried.