For President Of The United States, I'm Supporting...

Have you ever seen the episode of Seinfeld where George Costanza purposefully does everything opposite of what he believes is right...and things work out great for him?

I checked out a website called Electoral Compass USA. You get to take a position on 36 propositions; then your answers are analyzed to see where you stand compared to the candidates. What better way, I thought, to affirm my position on the issues of the day?

Before taking the test, I gathered supplies; a handful of amyl nitrite, two grams of Columbian flake and a bottle of Jack Daniels.

The results of the analysis show...

The answers I gave placed me closest to Fred Thompson.

{The pencil in the chat represents "my position"}

This is where my answers placed me on the issues of...

National Security
Terrorism
Iraq
Immigration
---(-)-> Law and Order <-(-)---
Gun Control
Economy
Family
Education
Healthcare
Income
Environment
Given the results, I'm prepared now to announce that I'm supporting...

Barack Obama