Sunday, January 14, 2007

Have You Noticed?

Have you noticed...

--------(-)--> The length of a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.

--------(-)--> Recruiting offices now have signs that refer to them as an Armed Forces Career Center. What are the going to call themselves, Body Bags R Us?

--------(-)--> When you're in a hurry you get behind the slowest drivers in the world. When you're taking your time people are driving link maniacs.

--------(-)--> After the Bell Telephone System was broken up years ago to increase competition the "Baby Bells" have been merging like mad. The number of telephone companies has shrunk over the last few years where we are now down to only a few players. The quality of customer service has been dropping even faster.

--------(-)--> People who know how to do something tell you it's easy. Whatever it is, it's easy to them, because they know how to do it. Then, they can't understand why you think it's difficult.


Anonymous said...

These comparisons you do are wonderful.

honkeie said...

------(-)--> That the more one pays for a cup of coffe the worse it taste.

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